I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
