You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Randomize
