Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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