whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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