Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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