he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He shit in the fireplace
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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