i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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