Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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