He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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