My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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