I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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