At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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