she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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