I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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