Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
two words: eviction party
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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