I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so explain again why im purple
no
Acid is not a monday night drug
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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