She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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