i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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