but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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