so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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