Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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