get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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