OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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