We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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