Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
