think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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