More tranny stories later!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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