I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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