I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just gift wrapped bread.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I enjoy the company of your penis
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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