just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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