Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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