Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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