white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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