I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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