I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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