If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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