yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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