They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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