i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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