dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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