I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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