My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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