...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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