O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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