and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Panties = found
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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