Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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