Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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