She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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