he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
