Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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