the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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