have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize