sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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